January 2010
20 Writing Mistakes that Make Any Freelancer Look... →
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Love is an human emotion.
No..
Love is a word. What matters is the connection...
– Matrix Revolutions
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A solar eclipse is like a woman breast-feeding in a restaurant - it’s...
– The Simpsons
ahahahahahahahah
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Mr. Wallcott:
Are you sure about that, Agent Cho? Because I can make one phone...
– Kimball Cho Quotes - The Mentalist
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Client: I want you to do a 3-minute animation for my website. It’s okay if it’s...
– Clients From Hell
can people be that stupid.. $100? i start reading the blog and most post just made laugh so hard! but this one just makes me sad sad
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Love is the answer - but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some...
– Woody Allen (via melsd)
And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the...
– Abraham Lincoln
The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.
– Bruce Feirstein
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Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.
– Naked Gun 33 1/3 quotes
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Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.
– Naked Gun 33 1/3 quotes
its on tv right now.. ahahahahahahaha